Life is a Soap Opera - I forgot about the Wonder called Mountain Dew

I forgot about the Wonder called Mountain Dew

I haven’t had Mountain Dew in a long, long time and today I had one. Now first I was apprehensive. My heart tends to freak out when I have just one regular soda and Mountain Dew is like having 5, but I drink Red Bull Vodkas so really there is no difference.

And I had that first sip and yummm, then the second sip and it was even better, until it was all gone in a matter of minutes.

And now I feel so wonderfully awake. I don’t drink coffee but this is what I imagine coffee does. And my heart hasn’t had a negative reaction yet. Yummm…I can’t wait until my next fix…

Apr 2 2009

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About me

I am a lot of fun and the right dose of crazy. My life tends to be very complicated and crazy, but fun nonetheless, but also sometimes sad and angry. You will never believe some of my stories. However, I want to share them. I plan to write a book one day about my life so this will be great in helping me keep track.

Oh and I have bad luck and am always sick. I think I have anger problems. I am smart even though people think I am dumb. I can cram information into my mind very fast. I am very judgemental. I like to shop. I'm an overachiever.