January 2009
139 posts
I can't figure out what to do tonight...
So I am probably just going to end up being lame and stay in and just watch TV. Yipee…BLAH
December 2008
95 posts
Broncos Fire Shanahan →
Interesting…
BTW on Wii Fit
It was one of my Christmas gifts from my boyfriend, so I think that’s a big sign I need to get in shape. *sigh* And my mom gave me vitamins and hand sanitizer in my stocking…(among other things) and perfume samples. I think everyone is telling me its time to put some more time into myself lol.
Wii Fit Day 1
I just had a nice Wii Fit 30-minute workout. It was pretty fun, I must admit. Not sure how much hard work I did but I set a goal to lose 5 pounds in one month. We shall see…There is this one hula exercise that is really weird because you have to act like you are hula hooping without the hula hoop and then the other Mii characters throw hula hoops at you that you are supposed to catch…I...
Foooooood
siristar:
About to fall into a food coma. I love being Italian and having lasagna for Christmas.
Haha we are spanish so we have Mexican/Spanish food for Christmas…tamales, burritos, spanish rice, and green chili. My mom’s husband gives us a hard time for not being traditional “Americans” for Christmas. Glad to know we aren’t the only ones who have untraditional...
Jobless
I am jobless…actually not yet…I will be jobless in the next week. Qwest can no longer afford me, as much as they wanted to keep me. They said they want me back in the summer and they want me to consider employment with the company in the future but I am graduating in three months and I do not see any job openings lol. And I am in a stage where I refuse to take a non-paid internship. I...
Love/hate
officed:
Dear snow, You’re a plan ruiner and sometimes I hate you for that. But you look pretty. BUT YOU ALSO BLOCK MY PARKING SPACE. But you’re romantic. BUT YOU MAKE MY HAIR FRIZZY. But you represent the season. BUT YOU CAUSE ME TO ALMOST DIE IN CAR ACCIDENTS.
Let’s just put it this way: I think we’ve had a little too much of each other lately. I need my space right now. Could you just back...
I think everyone left...
I think everyone left work, except for my boss who works on a different floor. No one even said goodbye! That makes me a very sad panda. :( It is so silent now…I want to blast some Britney Spears and run rampant around the office…maybe do some flips lol.
Does this mean I can go home but still get paid?
Sparkly White
siristar:
I’m about to go get my teeth whitened. Let’s hope this isn’t a horrible idea.
Shouldn’t you do that after Christmas, after you have shoved every possible kind of treat into your mouth, so then they can get the sugar grime off? Oh wait…thats a cleaning. LOL.
So this guy that likes my friend got all drunk last night and was being really touchy and weird. So she said she was going to get a ride home with me and Robert and so he got up and left. But then ended up coming back and this cycle repeated about three times. Then he proceeded to call her 23 times until she turned off her phone…Isn’t that crazy? (Although I have probably done similar...
My Mom's Panties
Hehe I thought that was a catchy title…
So I got my mom some panties for Christmas (I have a really close relationship with my mom like that) haha. And I had them sitting out on the table along with an electric shaver that comes with a bikini shaving attachment and my boyfriend saw them and was like “AHHHH!!! I do not want that vision in my mind! I don’t want to see your...
I figure the more I type over here, the more it...
Soooooo cold...
Apparently my office has decided to get into the Christmas spirit by making it feel like Winter inside…I am sitting here shivering. Just because some people are out doesn’t mean the rest of us deserve to freeze!!! (If you can’t tell, I am not so much in the Christmas spirit today.)
So now I am sitting here in a parka and I feel like an office eskimo. Some snow will complete the...
I wonder if anyone will notice if I take a nap...
I am tired of being the last-resort friend.
So I’m not going to be that friend who is only called when you can’t find someone else to go out with anymore. I am not going to be that friend you make plans with until you find better ones anymore.
Why I hate tequila
theloveyturtle:
Woke up, had some Gatorade, considered trying to make toast, struggled to open the Advil bottle, tripped over cat, and now I’m going back to bed.
I have had the same day…except its as a result of vodka and tequila. The computer screen is blurry and Robert said I smell like day old alcohol.
tomorrowonlyknows:
Omg I’m so tired and there are too many people in the mall and I just want to sit in the back and text my friends and work on my screenplay (I’m writing a movie FYI) and go to sleep and play with Eli and yeah, I lost it.
My Tumblr is turning into psychotic heather ramblings, promise I’ll be back to normal soon. Maybe. We’ll see.
What are you writing a movie about?...
Butt Dancing
LoL…I hope this doesn’t make me sound totally insane…
But I was curious if anyone else does this…
I sit in my seat and listen to my music, particularly Britney Spears. And since I can’t really dance. I do “butt dancing,” in which I move my butt cheeks (by squeezing them and switching off) to the beat of the music and it kinda moves the rest of my upper...
Which holiday song was originally written as a...
A. Jingle Bells
B. Sleigh Ride
C. Frosty the Snowman
This trivia question is on the home page of the company’s intranet site and my call got cancelled so I decided to post it.
attention denver:
tomorrowonlyknows:
the apple store is closed today. please do not come buy stuff. I don’t want to work very hard today. come back sunday when I won’t be there. thanks.
For a minute I thought maybe a pipe burst in the Apple store or maybe it went bankrupt lol…But then you kept going and I realized it was a lie!
Baked Lays BBQ Chips
Still rebelling…for about the next ten minutes but then I have a call I have to do.
Anyway, in an attempt to be healthy I got Baked Lays BBQ chips today. Actually I wasn’t trying to be healthy. Apparently the cafeteria is trying to force it upon me because they only appeared to have baked chips. Anyway, I was hesitant about getting Baked BBQ chips. But I must say, I was pleasantly...
Shooting in Lodo →
See…another reason why I do not like to go downtown…it is too dangerous. I do not want to get shot! I am still traumatized by the night I saw a group of zombies run across the street. Heather, I am reconsidering the New Year’s thing…no where downtown seems safe anymore!
I'm rebelling
One of my bosses did not have the courtesy to inform me she would not be here today, while the other one did have the courtesy to tell me (although I sit right next to her)…but either way neither are here.
So in rebellion that I don’t want to do the only boring task I have for the day…I have decided to sit here at work and tumble all day and get paid for it.
Has anyone ever...
The 2000s: Officially Over. →
unicornfandance:
jennifur85:
maura:
MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.
I feel like I just read my own obituary.
NO MORE GLITTER JUICE? WHAT THE FUCK WORLD?
How come I have never heard of this? It sounds tasty and now I will never get any? Although this would probably...
Can someone explain to me these ugly sweater...
Okay…so I know what an ugly sweater party is…but I just don’t get them…Like what is up with the obsession of them? Where did they even come from? I feel like everywhere I look everyone is having an ugly sweater party. The facebook albums in Facebook are full of them! I just don’t understand…or maybe I am just bitter because I never get invited and I want to wear...
Where to stay in Vegas?
I am trying to figure out where to stay in Vegas when we go for my Britney Spears in Concert/Birthday trip.
Anyone know of any awesome deals? Or have any reasonably priced hotel recommendations?
WatchSo crazy! They have tropical trees and snow…
I just found frosting in my hair...
Judge if you must.
Snow in Vegas?!?! →
It’s snowing in Las Vegas…probably going to be its biggest snowstorm since 1979…This can only mean that its going to be bad for those of us in Denver and other usually snowy places.
I'm annoyed and cranky so I am going back to...
Instead of doing the hundreds of things I need to get done today.
“At least you aren’t sending him vodka and condoms, otherwise that could be...”
– Me to Tara regarding her Tumblr Secret Santa and the possibility of him being under 21
officed:
What annoys us me:
When people say “brb” and then are gone for like 2 hours. You said RIGHT back, asshole! Sorry, but I’m clingy and needy.
Haha…that annoys me too and then I start to get crazy and type messages like “Where are you?” “Why are you avoiding me?” Except I am a hypocrit and I tend to do the same thing, I wander away and get distracted and...
I should not be allowed to cook
theloveyturtle:
I just set my toaster on fire. Ugh
Don’t feel bad…I have done the same thing. One time I made myself a poptart and cooked it too much and then took it out of the toaster immediately and burnt my fingers so bad they blistered. I have also dropped a frozen pizza in the oven and started it on fire…among many other kitchen mishaps (my only hope for marriage is my...
I need to get into shape...
There are so many reasons and reason #1 is going to sound horrible…
Reason #1: Don’t judge me, but this girl in high school who was the heavy girl just lost 100 pounds (good for her), but there is no way I am going to end up being less in shape than her…I was always the skinny one (no matter how nerdy lol) and I am not letting that go away (Don’t worry: I am not going to...
It's so annoying when...
Someone calls you, but you miss the call, so you call him/her back and he/she doesn’t answer.
Cold Weather Dreams
Since it is so cold, I have been sleeping a lot to distract myself from how cold it is and also because I refuse to move out of the warmth of my bed…Here are some highlights from my dreams.
Best Dream Ever: I met Britney Spears at her concert and she hugged us. She was wearing this sparkling blue and pink-glittered coat (I need to pass this idea on to her costume designers). I don’t...
I ripped a belt loop...
Taking a moment out of my work day to sadly inform you that I ripped a belt loop on my jeans trying to pull them over my big butt…
Sad day - I either need to buy bigger jeans (which I refuse to do) or exercise…blah. Eating a baked potato covered in butter, cheese and sour cream with a soda and cookie on the side for lunch probably didn’t help.
RIP My Beloved Belt Loop - times...
"You Look Familiar"
So today I had this interview and one of the people that interviewed me recently graduated from my college (Undergrad in 2006 and Grad just this past year). And one of the first things he said to me was “You look familiar…”
Usually I hear that from people who have witnessed my debauchery at the bar. I wanted to grab a bottle of vodka and be like “Do I look familiar...
“Facebook status: ________________ is interning at the W hotel in Scottsdale AZ!...”
– I am trying to figure out if she means surreal; I don’t know how cereal would fit in here. I feel like writing this hotel an email and telling them that she doesn’t know the difference between cereal and surreal. Really…I don’t know how some people get into college.
Would it...
